Today’s Work Chronicles:
Man: I have some Frosties, would like one?
Me: No thank you
Man: You’re on a diet aren’t you? I’m proud of you for sticking to your New Year’s Resolution
Me: Laughs
45 min later…
Man (puts cooler on counter): I have some left over would you like chocolate or vanilla?
Me (trying to determine if I should have someone evaluate him for early stages of dementia cause I just told him “NO THANK YOU”): Chocolate
Man: I don’t have anymore spoons, but I’m happy to be the first to wish you Merry Christmas
Me: 🤔😞😔😐😁😂 Thank you