Today’s CIAA Chronicles…Part II
I forgot to tell y’all this part about “Pee Pee” man. He came back and tried to offer me to drink his drink…
Me: 🤢😷
Him: I got two cars parked outside. I got a brand new Tahoe. You know how to drive don’t you? *Proceeds to offer me the keys*
Me: Where are our drinks and why did you drive two cars here?!?
Him: I gotta go pee pee
Y’all…I will forever be single if I have to deal with this level of dumbassness.