Today’s Parent Chronicles…
Me: You must plan to wear a jacket all day because that shirt is really wrinkled
Him: 👀…*proceeds to change shirt to a smaller, less wrinkled shirt*
Me: Let this be the last time you wear that too small shirt
Him: I like the way it fits
Me: How does it fit?
Him: Like how superhero costumes are close to their skin, that’s how this shirt fits
Me: 🙄 You’ve been lifting weights for two days and now your shirt fits like a superhero costume?
Him:😁
Happy Baby Friday to y’all