04.30.2019

Today’s Football Mom Chronicles…

In the event your 8 years with your current mattress has expired, here’s your opportunity to purchase a BRAND NEW (I don’t even know why this has to be stated because it should be against the law to sell used mattresses…has anyone watched Dateline?) Mattress Firm mattress at the non-Mattress Firm price.

Hopefully I will answer all your questions here:

•Michai receives $25 for every mattress sold when you present the picture of the coupon in the pic
•You must be present at ‘a’ sale to purchase. If you’re unavailable on the 18th or live out of town, send your zip and the vendors will link you with another sale for you to purchase and the money will still be given to the school
•You (we) may layaway with $59 down and pay off in 3 months
•Floor models will be onsite to test
•The school receives $10 for each pillow, $50 for each twin, $75 for each full/queen and $100 for each King mattress sold
•I’m just here for the cooling pillow cause Global Warming is really disrectful to my hair

OAN:
•Why didn’t someone tell me football season is year round?!? The flyer is resting on the multiple page calendar 😳
•What happened to selling candy bars and discount books?!?

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