Today’s (and yesterday’s) Work Chronicles…
Expression of the weekend: π
Have been asked to work at the nursing facility off and on since I left in March. The requests picked up after the lady who was hired after me quit. I declined last Thursday and Friday because I had too much going on. Told them I could work 4p-8p yesterday and 10a-2p today, hoping the odd hours would make them say, “We’ll find someone else.” The plan backfired and here I am…
Lady who worked earlier yesterday said in reference to hours today, “10a-2p?!? You going to church?”
Me:π No
Her: Oh
Family member came by yesterday and, as he was leaving, asked where I worshipped?
Me: π Bedside Baptist
Him: π€ *trying to figure out where that was*
His sister: ππ€£ππ€£π
Woke Michai up this morning to tell him I was leaving and thought I was dressed appropriately with a garment I purchased from Yolonda Childs a while ago.
Him: Where are your clothes?
Me:π What?
Him: Where are your clothes? You’re not dressed for work
Me: π WHAT?
Him: *raises up and looks with both eyes open* Oh, I thought you had a night gown on
Me: π Call me when you wake up
Family member: *while looking at my name tag* HEY MARSHA!!! It’s so good to see you back
Me: π It’s nice to see you
Another family member calls, tells me who they are. Despite me stating my name (which I know she doesn’t know) , she tells me her name expecting me to know who she is because apparently she thought she was talking to my mother.
Previous family member stops before going outside with his mother
Him: Wait let me tell “Marshay” this story about what happened with Blue Cross
Me: *In my head* Why are we talking about that job on this job and why can’t you get close to my name?
Is there a full moon?
Listening to Kirk’s new album must not be enough. Maybe I do need to go to church…π