Today’s Work Chronicles…
When a resident came up this morning and told me my Barack Obama Earbobz looked like the album cover of some band, I knew it was gonna be an interesting day.
On the hottest day of the year, most all the residents wanted to go outside because they said it was too cold in the building and I think they returned a little delirious.
Said resident returned this evening and yelled, “HEY MARGARET, I’M BACK!” I looked up to see who he was talking to and he was looking at me. He said he’d been waiting on his family for hours and was sure “if there was a nuclear holocaust, my family would be late.” The family arrived and the 6 year old grandson was the healthiest one of them all so I see why it took them so long.
He remembered I only worked every other weekend and was not ashamed to ask what I did the other days (I guess I didn’t look wealthy enough to work “extra” part-time)? I told him I worked in insurance and he went on a rant using colorful curse words about how a certain insurance company took his money.
Ordinarily, I would try and dissect the issue, but I’m trying to learn all the words to the new Beyonce album (featuring Jay-Z) in further preparation for what I feel is going to be an amazing summer!
OAN: Ladies, can y’all get some flip flops that don’t flop so loud??? 🙉