07.29.2018

Today’s (weekend) Work Chronicles…

The full moon affected both days. The phones have been eerily quiet but the residents and visitors are acting S T R A N G E L Y. One threatened to leave so they put an alarm on him. It has been going off NON-STOP and the administrative supervisor didn’t get off her rump one time to turn it off.

Visitor walked up to me and said, “I’m *****”, and was about to be offended when my response was 👀🤷🏾‍♀️ because I had no clue who she was. She then said, “Louise James?” I said, “Yes, that is my late grandmother.” Ultimately she thought I was my mother. Y’all, now I think I look like my mother and I also think she looks wonderful for her age, but AIN’T NO WAY that lady thought I was her and with BLONDE hair.

Yesterday, husband was so happy to take his wife home. She left with ONE sponge roller in the top of her head, which was also wrapped with a scarf and waved bye without eye contact. Today, he was one of the first calls saying, “Honey, this is Mr. *********, and me and my wife had a rough night. Is there any way y’all can take her back? I didn’t know she was this bad off and Imma be honest with you, I ain’t gonna be able to take care of her. I’m 85 years old, I don’t know how in the world I thought I could do this.” She returned this afternoon, with two crisscrossed hairpins and no scarf, but she did have a kleenex in the wristband of her watch.

Neither a nursing supervisor nor a unit secretary worked all weekend, and the administrative supervisor mentioned earlier may as well have stayed home cause she’s been in her office for hours (both days) looking at YouTube, talking on the phone, coughing and ear hustling. I told y’all Mother Supervisor was doing too much the weekend she worked.

No one told me high school football was so demanding. Practice is six days this week so I’m leaving early to get my mind prepared to be the chauffeur and chef (more like uber eats).

*Chronicles will have to be limited because Facebook friends are visiting and may know some of the people I’m referencing 😂😂😂*

Stranger (who also looked strange) just came in wanting to buy something to drink for her and her kids who were walking the trail DOWN THE STREET. Lady, it’s 85°outside…why did you decide to walk a trail with no water?

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