RARE* Weekday Work Chronicle…
Patient finds out who my employer is and proceeds to advise how his employer is in the top 1% of most successful brokers. He says, “Unless you’re here to tell me you all are lowering rates then I’m good.”
Me: š¤ HOW?!? You are on the cardiac floor and I couldn’t find you yesterday because you had a pneumothorax YET you have a FRESH bag of skins (aka pork rinds) colored and shaped like bacon on your bedside table. Sounds like you need a dietitian before you start talking about lowering rates.