Today’s Work Chronicles… Resident came and asked when the podiatrist would be back? I didn’t hear her at first so then she said, “the man who can look at my BIG TOE.” I told her, “September 4th which is next Tuesday.” She says, “TUESDAY? That’s bingo day and I like bingo better than I like… Continue reading 08.26.2018
08.25.2018
Today’s Work Chronicles… Y’all clearly didn’t “Pray for me to be what the Lord would have me to be in these last and evil days.” I walked in the building and said to myself, “Self” Self said, “Huh?” It feels like a full moon type day… Resident asked for two peppermints (that my mother supplies)… Continue reading 08.25.2018
08.11.2018
Today’s Work Chronicles… Resident came up and said, “Oh you’re not *****, is she not working today?” Me in my head, “Apparently not, if I’m here,” but in real life my response was š. She complained because it was noon and a CNA hadn’t made her bed and said, “but she had time to walk up… Continue reading 08.11.2018
August 4, 2018
Weekend Chronicles…*Graduation Edition* I’ve been up since 4am because I was super excited to capture this moment!!! My sister has been talking about obtaining a degree for years. She would start, get distracted, stop and start again. Her husband retired from the Army and decided to finish his degree so she opted to join him.… Continue reading August 4, 2018
August 1, 2018
Gym Chronicles… Please do NOT set up equipment for FOUR of your friends who are habitually tardy, half-ass the workout and leave early ESPECIALLY when it is in “my spot”; the place specifically in the back near the door. One or two maybe, but FOUR? And you do it 30 min before class starts so… Continue reading August 1, 2018
07.31.2018
RARE* Weekday Work Chronicle… Patient finds out who my employer is and proceeds to advise how his employer is in the top 1% of most successful brokers. He says, “Unless you’re here to tell me you all are lowering rates then I’m good.” Me: š¤ HOW?!? You are on the cardiac floor and I couldn’t find you… Continue reading 07.31.2018
07.29.2018
Today’s (weekend) Work Chronicles… The full moon affected both days. The phones have been eerily quiet but the residents and visitors are acting S T R A N G E L Y. One threatened to leave so they put an alarm on him. It has been going off NON-STOP and the administrative supervisor didn’t get… Continue reading 07.29.2018
06.30.2018
Today’s Work Chronicles… Are LENGTHY Guess who is the weekend supervisor? The supervisor that is only supposed to be here 4 hrs but was here 8. The supervisor who doesn’t sit down and pushes people, who are three times her size, in wheelchairs when she has knee problems. The supervisor who defuses touchy situations between… Continue reading 06.30.2018
06.17.2018
Today’s Work Chronicles… When a resident came up this morning and told me my Barack Obama Earbobz looked like the album cover of some band, I knew it was gonna be an interesting day. On the hottest day of the year, most all the residents wanted to go outside because they said it was too… Continue reading 06.17.2018
05.19.2018
Today’s Work Chronicles… With so much love from the wedding this morning, I vowed nothing would spoil my day. That didn’t stop spoilers from happening š¤¦š¾ ā¢ Nice lady handed me a bag with 7 “fresh lettuce leaves.” What am going to do with 7 leaves and why do people want to always feed me?ā¢ Resident,… Continue reading 05.19.2018